[Jesse Frederick singing "Everywhere You Look"]
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Whatever happened to predictability ♪
♪ The milkman the paperboy evening TV ♪
♪ When did I get to living here Somebody tell me please ♪
♪ This whole worlds confusing me ♪
♪ Clouds as mean as you'll ever see ♪
♪ Ain't a bird who knows your tune ♪
♪ Then a little voice inside you whispers ♪
♪ Kid don't sell your dreams so soon ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪ ♪ Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a heart ♪ ♪ There's a heart ♪
♪ A hand to hold onto ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪ ♪ Everywhere you go ♪
♪ There's a place ♪
♪ Of somebody who needs you ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ When you're lost out there and you're all alone ♪
♪ A light is waiting to carry you home ♪
♪ Everywhere you look ♪
♪ Chip‐a‐dee‐ba‐ba‐dow ♪
[instrumental music]
Oh, Steph, you can't hang out in here.
Uncle Jesse's gonna get his first dance lesson.
I know, I got a front row seat.
[doorbell ringing]
Oh, Jess, the guys from Fat Fish Music are here.
(Jess) 'I'll get it.'
You know, Uncle Jesse's been working on his dancing
for a couple of days, he's come a long way.
I'm dancing.
Hey, you're right. He's really improved.
‐ Jess, babe. Come here. ‐ Dave, babe. Hit me.
I'd like you to meet one of the hottest video directors
and choreographers in the biz, Richard Williams.
Hey, hi, Richard. How you doing?
‐ Whoa! ‐ See?
He's good. He's very good.
Hey, listen, about this whole dance thing now..
Guys, let's rethink this.
"Forever" is not really a dance song, it's more of a ballad.
Not anymore. We've re‐recorded it
and now it's a rap song.
Listen, David, I'm not, not really a rapper.
Vanilla Ice said the same thing.
Look, I've got a hot new concept for your video.
Well, it's gonna be like a whole Arabian Genie thing.
You're gonna love it.
It's the perfect way to get all
of America doing "The Jess Man."
Again with "The Jess Man." I'm not really a dancer.
Hey, Jess Man, dancing is just a matter
of putting a lot of little isolated movements together.
‐ Simple. ‐ Alright, I'll try it.
‐ You show me what to do. ‐ Sure, start like this.
‐ Okay. Got that. ‐ Yeah, good.
Now, add your shoulders like this.
‐ Don't stop moving your head. ‐ Oh, right. Yeah, just..
Got it. Got it.
Now, add your hips like this.
Oh, but don't stop moving your head and shoulders.
‐ Yeah, the whole.. ‐ Yeah.
Right, see, I got.. I'm dancing everybody, I got it.
No problem. I can dance.
Yeah, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Maybe we should start with something just a little simpler.
Umm, The Running Man. Something like this.
Now, open your legs from side to side, man.
I do kind of a Sammy Running Man.
I should get goin', should get goin'.
It's easy, Uncle Jesse. Come on, Aunt Becky, ready.
(Richard) 'Yeah.'
Well, at least someone in the family can dance.
I can sing too.
♪ I believe the children are our future ♪
Thank you, Stephanie.
♪ Teach them well ♪
♪ And let them lead the way ♪
Thank you, Stephanie. That's enough, thanks.
This is not a telethon.
See, I'm not, I can't dance.
I really don't know how to dance.
But you will.
Jess Man, for the next 48 hours
you are going to move your body
in ways you never thought possible.
Will this involve pain?
‐ Oh, yeah. ‐ Oh, good.
But check it out, you'll end up looking like this.
Hit me.
[upbeat music]
Oh, I got.. I can do that.
Come on, you can do it. Let the music move you.
Right.
Yeah, come on, give it a little bit more.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, give me that kick.
‐ Give me that kick. ‐ I got the kick. Whoa.
Yeah, yeah. Now go for that finish.
Here it goes, and a..
Becky, ice.
Okay, now, let's make a toast to your first day
in the lemonade business.
One for you and one for me.
Cheers.
‐ More sugar. ‐ More sugar.
Better put another teaspoon in.
Well, that ought to wake you up and rot your teeth.
Michelle, it won't be long before you earn enough money
to buy youself that ant farm.
I hope so.
Because my little friends can't live on this lollipop forever.
‐ You had a great lesson, Deej. ‐ Thanks, Kimmy.
I think my dad was pretty impressed with my driving.
Thank God, I'm alive.
You know, T‐man, for an uptight guy, you stayed pretty cool.
Yeah, Kimmy, no sweat.
Get your lemonade.
It's good idea. I could use a cup.
You could use some dress shields.
Kimmy, you could use some exercise.
Take a hike.
That would be 10 cents, mister.
Alright. Thank you, sweetheart.
Mmm.
Couple more sips of this and I'll need dentures.
You know what, honey, I don't have any change
all I have is a dollar.
That's no problem. Thank you.
Michelle, I just gave you a dollar.
Aren't you forgetting something?
Oh, yeah. Have a nice day.
Danny, always read the front and the back.
Joey, that's your handwriting. You owe me 90 cents.
Pay up.
Deej, bad news.
I can't study in Spain this summer
unless I pass my spanish class.
Will you help me?
Yeah, I don't wanna spend six weeks in Spain without you.
Why do I have to learn the whole language?
All I need to know are three words.
Food, boys and bathroom.
True, but you don't wanna get them mixed up.
[speaking spanish]
No time for dancing, we have to go study.
[instrumental music]
"Forever" video, take 27.
And action.
[instrumental music]
[upbeat music]
♪ If every single word I said is gonna make you laugh ♪
♪ If every song I sing to you will fill your heart with joy ♪
♪ Yo I'm gonna hang ♪
♪ How long ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ I ask the skies what we had if we had why do I have ♪
♪ The love I have for you ♪
♪ Is going to live inside your heart ♪
♪ It's gonna hang ♪
♪ How long ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ Did it just now ♪
Cut. Take a break.
Well, I think it's going very well, don't you?
We've been here for six hours
and I don't have one frame of usable film.
Yeah, but, this.. This tuna? Great.
Jess Man. Jess Man.
Jess man, do you have control of any of your body parts?
Well, I do, I do. I just..
Theoretically, really it's not my fault.
My whole leg fell asleep while I was crouching
in that silly hamper.
Well, that's true. He has very bad circulation.
Becky, you don't need to make excuses for me.
I do have this circulation thing that happens‐‐
‐ Jess Man.. ‐ Guys, come on, I told you.
‐ I can't dance. ‐ I'm surprised you can walk.
This is not the "Forever" that I wanna do.
This is not my kind of music. These are not my pants.
Jesse, trust us. We know what we're doing.
But, I can't believe I went through with this silly thing.
Come on, Becky, we're out of here. I quit, pal.
Wait a minute. Here.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Are you crazy?
This is your one shot at makin' it.
You can't just walk out, babe.
Watch me, babe.
[instrumental music]
Oh, my God, what have I done?
I gotta go crawling back to Fat Fish Music.
Maybe if I beg 'em, they'll give me a second chance.
Oh, I'm sorry, guys, I was so selfish.
I wasn't even thinking of you two.
I mean, I could have you totally set up.
Yeah, that's right.
Yeah, with college, trust funds..
...toupees if the hair thing never happens for you.
Well, I promise, guys, I won't let you down.
I love you so much.
Give me a chew.
[instrumental music]
Okay, Kimmy, conjugate the verb jugar to play.
Please, Deej, I can't conjugate any more Spanish.
It's after midnight. Can't we go to sleep?
En Espanol.
El sleep‐o beg‐o please‐o.
[knocking on door]
(Danny) 'Deej, you sleeping with your light on again?'
Uh, one sec, dad, I'm just getting into bed.
You were supposed to go home two hours ago, hide.
Kimmy, get out of there.
Deej, is everything okay?
Sweetie, you been up studying all this time?
Si.
‐ Deej, you must be exhausted. ‐ Si.
You know what, let me give you a kiss.
No.
So, Deej, you must be real excited
about your trip to Spain this summer.
Si.
I hope you take my advice about ditching Kimmy.
Huh?
Oh, yeah, it's all set up.
Pepe, the pinata maker..
...he's gonna wrap her in papier mache
and then hang her in the village square.
And all the little village children
are gonna come in with their flaming sticks.
Flaming sticks?
I got you, gibbler. You can come out, Deej.
Sorry, dad.
I'm trying to help Kimmy with her Spanish.
Kimmy, go home.
If you wanna pass that test, you'll need your sleep, okay?
‐ Buenas noches. ‐ Oh, nachos, great.
I'm starving.
Maybe a couple more minutes of studying wouldn't hurt.
[instrumental music]
Okay, Michelle, $8 and 40 cents.
You sell one more cup of lemonade
and you'll have enough money to buy yourself that ant farm.
Joey, please, buy one more cup.
Michelle, I've already had 50 cups.
I'm sweating lemon juice.
You don't need to drink it, just buy it.
Why didn't I think of that 49 cups ago?
You're absolutely right. Okay, here you go.
Jess, come on, are you sure you wanna do this
"I Dream of Jesse" video?
I'd rather do the video my way, but I think of you
and our children and our future.
It's too bad you can't just buy your own record company.
Yeah. I'm just a few bucks short, huh?
You could have my ant farm money.
Sweetheart, that's the greatest offer I ever got.
But you worked hard for that money.
You keep that money, okay?
But I love you and you're important than my ants.
Sorry, guys.
[doorbell rings]
Yeah, that's Janolari.
I wish there was another way out of this.
David.
Uh, I'm sorry I blew up and I'd like you to accept my apology.
Mmm‐hm, I knew you'd come crawling back.
Let's face it, without Fat Fish Music, you're nothin'.
Who else would make you an offer like we did?
Yeah, it's funny that you mentioned that
because you know just before you got here
I received a very‐very interesting new offer.
What offer? From who?
Well..
...it's a 5 year old company.
Small but very generous and they really love me.
Yeah? What kind of money are they talking about?
Big money.
Enough to buy a farm.
You know what, Dave, you're starting to remind me of the guy
who turned down the Beatles.
‐ What guy? ‐ It doesn't matter.
He's the laughing stock of the music business.
Never heard from again, yup.
He's still kicking himself about that one.
Oh, don't worry. I'm sure you'll get another job.
Can you say, "Would you like fries with that, sir?"
Jess, are you serious?
Yeah, I'm serious. Listen.
David, I.. I gotta go..
I gotta go with a company that believes in me.
Hey, we believe, we believe.
Hey, look, I know we had our creative differences
but that's the way the biz is.
You work, you fight, you do lunch, you compromise.
We'll do the song my way or there's no deal.
You got it. See?
Now we're compromising.
‐ Jess, babe. ‐ Hey, babe. Hit me. Come on.
Okay.
‐ Love you. ‐ Right back at you.
What a goon.
‐ We did it. ‐ Way to go, Jess.
‐ Alright, honey. ‐ Thank you, guys. Alright.
Oh, Michelle, I couldn't have done it without you.
Thank you very much.
I don't know what I did but I'm glad I did it.
A hundred kisses. One, two, three, four, five..
[instrumental music]
Hola, Tanneritos.
I gotta change the locks again.
Hey, Kimmy, did you get your grades?
They just came in the mail. I passed Spanish.
‐ Isn't that muy awesome? ‐ Kimmy, we're going to Spain.
Let me see that, Kimmy.
Whoa! You got a D minus.
Well, your parents must be very proud.
Yeah, my dad says with grades like this
I'm on the fast track to air‐conditioning school.
Hey, everybody, come on. I'm gonna be on MTV in a minute.
Joey, girls, come in here. I'm gonna be on MTV.
Comet, come in here. You're gonna dig this.
[upbeat music on TV]
Oh, there I am. I'm on, I'm on.. This is so exciting.
I'm Martha Quinn and welcome to "Out of the Blue"
where we feature new artists you've never heard of
and may never hear of again.
You might hear of me again, right?
Well, you know, it's not up to me.
It's up to you out there.
And this nervous gentleman sitting next to me
is Jesse Katsopolis from the hot new bay area band
Jesse & The Rippers.
Hey, I'm Jesse, hi.
Hi, why don't you use that, right there, that camera?
I thought you'd wanna cut to the close‐up camera
'cause I'm having a good hair day and everything.
'Sorry, it's your show.'
I just wanna say thanks for having me on the show
Martha, Martha Quinn.
And uh, you know, I just wanna say out there
that it's been a very hard struggle
you know, a lot of.. Lot of sleepless nights
rejection, you know, actually cold sweats.
Stomach cramps, gas, a bit of, a lot of gas, actually.
Okay, that's fascinating. Why don't we get to the video.
It is called "Forever" ‐‐
Okay, I just wanted to say thanks real fast.
Thank you out there to Danny, Joey, Stephanie and D. J.
‐ Oh, that's very sweet, so‐‐ ‐ I'm not done yet.
Michelle, my favorite little munchkin. Hey, Michelle.
My beautiful wife, Rebecca, I love you very much.
My two twins, Nicky and Alex, adorable kids, really.
Do you hear that, boys? You're famous.
‐ This one's Nicky. ‐ Okay, we're out of time now.
‐ What we'll do is just bring‐‐ ‐ Wa‐wa‐wait.
‐ Are you gonna show my video? ‐ Okay, just kidding.
You're not gonna have a gas attack now, are you?
No.
Okay, we're gonna get to it. This is Jesse & The Rippers.
Their brand new video called "Forever"
which is a beach boys song, isn't it?
Yeah, it's a beach boys song. I know the beach boys.
‐ They sang on it, we're‐‐ ‐ Great. Here we go.
We're gonna roll it, this is Jesse & The Rippers
and it is called "Forever."
"Forever."
[instrumental music]
[upbeat music]
♪ If every word I said ♪
♪ Could make you laugh ♪
♪ I'd talk forever ♪
♪ Together my love ♪
♪ I ask the sky what we had ♪
♪ Ooh‐ooh ♪
♪ It shone forever ♪
♪ Together my love ♪ ♪ My my my.. ♪
♪ My my my ♪
♪ If the song I sing to you ♪
♪ Could fill your heart with joy ♪
♪ I'd sing forever ♪ ♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Together my love ♪ ♪ my my my.. ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ I've been so happy loving you ♪
[guitar solo]
♪ Ooh ♪
♪ Together my love ♪
♪ Let the love I have for you ♪
♪ Live in your heart ♪
♪ And beat forever ♪
♪ Together my love ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ I've been so happy loving you ♪
♪ Woah ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪
♪ If every word I said ♪
♪ Could make you laugh ♪
♪ I'd talk forever ♪
♪ Ah ♪
♪ Na na na ♪
♪ Ooh ooh ooh ♪ ♪ Na na na ♪
♪ Oh oh oh ♪
♪ Forever ♪
♪ I've been so happy loving you ♪
(Martha on TV) 'I'm Martha Quinn, welcome to Out of the Blue'
'where we feature new artists you've never heard of.'
Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.
That was the greatest two and a half minutes
I've ever experienced in my life.
‐ Hey. ‐ I mean, musically.
So, Jess, how does it feel to be a big rock star?
Oh, I'm not a big rock star, I mean, I just have one single.
I mean, who knows if people are gonna buy it or not.
I don't wanna get you over excited.
But, I went to the music store to buy a copy
and they were completely sold‐out.
‐ Oh! ‐ Alright.
Well, I may have had, you know, just a tiny bit to do with that.
I bought every copy they had.
‐ One for you. ‐ Thank you.
One for you.
‐ One for you. ‐ Thank you.
Comet, my man.
[instrumental music]
Joey, my man.
Here, Steph.
♪ Ah ah ah ah ♪
♪ Chip‐a‐dee‐ba‐ba‐dow ♪